unclefather:

Okay. Then where is my complimentary Prozac.

seablind:

I had my shit together for like 3 days once

twitchytyrant:

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

cantpronounce:

unpopuler:

IM DYING

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

mautlyn:

teamrocketing:

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

wait is it really called Hell Pig

Already flew it into some power lines #drrevdave #drone #hubsan502s #massdrop

shittyidea:

Scroll through tumblr while sitting next to your mom

ssavasana:

When someone makes you think they’re about to tell you some juicy gossip

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

oMGGGG

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong